A Collection of Some of the Finer Technology
- Computer Quotes
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get
to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person
to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some
people it is a complete substitute for life.
The telephone wire, as we know it, has become too slow and too
small to handle Internet traffic. It took 75 years for telephones
to be used by 50 million customers, but it took only four years
for the Internet to reach that many users.
- Lori Valigra
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention
in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions,
including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
640K ought to be enough for anybody.
-Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates, 1981
Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams,
but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion,
love, and understanding.
Relying on the Government to protect your privacy is like asking
a peeping Tom to install your window blinds.
The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men
- B. F. Skinner
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the
things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
- Andy Rooney
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